UPGRADE YOUR DESK.
DOWNGRADE YOUR STRESS.
Honest desk mats for exhausted professionals. Stop pretending you love your job.
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DON'T JUST TAKE OUR WORD FOR IT.
"My manager told me to be more of a 'team player'. I bought this mat. We don't talk anymore. 5 stars."
"Bought these for the whole team instead of a pizza party. HR is investigating me. Best purchase ever."
"Spilled my 3rd iced coffee on it during a Friday afternoon crisis. Wiped right off. Highly recommend."
"It perfectly cushions my head when I inevitably fall asleep during those 3-hour quarterly alignment calls."
"It fits my keyboard, my mouse, and my completely shattered dreams of early retirement."
"I just stare at this mat instead of reading my emails. It's drastically improved my mood."
"HR saw my desk mat and immediately scheduled a 1-on-1. Worth every penny."
"It didn't fix my depression, but my mouse definitely moves smoother. Thanks I guess."
"My boss asked what the mat meant. I told him it's synergy. He promoted me."
"My manager told me to be more of a 'team player'. I bought this mat. We don't talk anymore. 5 stars."
"Bought these for the whole team instead of a pizza party. HR is investigating me. Best purchase ever."
"Spilled my 3rd iced coffee on it during a Friday afternoon crisis. Wiped right off. Highly recommend."
"It perfectly cushions my head when I inevitably fall asleep during those 3-hour quarterly alignment calls."
"It fits my keyboard, my mouse, and my completely shattered dreams of early retirement."
"I just stare at this mat instead of reading my emails. It's drastically improved my mood."
"HR saw my desk mat and immediately scheduled a 1-on-1. Worth every penny."
"It didn't fix my depression, but my mouse definitely moves smoother. Thanks I guess."
"My boss asked what the mat meant. I told him it's synergy. He promoted me."
WE ARE NOT
HERE TO
INSPIRE YOU.
We don't believe in 'hustle culture'. We believe in surviving until Friday. Our desk mats won't make you a CEO, but they will make your coworkers think twice before interrupting your 15th coffee break.