{"product_id":"work-life-balance-404-error-desk-mat","title":"Work-Life Balance: 404 Error Desk Mat","description":"A sleek, low-profile desk mat designed for the home office rebel who greets deadlines with dry humor. The matte black surface keeps focus on your tools while the bold white text — “WORK-LIFE BALANCE: 404 ERROR.” — gives a knowing wink to anyone who’s logged one too many late nights. Soft neoprene underfoot cushions your wrists, the sewn edges keep the shape through daily use, and the non-slip backing holds everything steady whether you’re typing, sketching, or spreading out notes. It brings quiet durability and a touch of clever personality to your workspace, making late-afternoon scrambles and morning coffee-fueled sprints feel a little less lonely.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% neoprene surface with soft, cushioned feel\u003cbr\u003e- Durable hemmed edges for long-lasting use\u003cbr\u003e- Non-slip\/anti-slip backing keeps mat securely in place\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, crisp print — high-contrast white text on black\u003cbr\u003e- Available in three sizes to fit desks, keyboards, or drafting setups\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush. \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Sarcastic Desk","offers":[{"title":"16\" × 32\"","offer_id":52812498600215,"sku":"30771947596533961147","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 22\"","offer_id":52812498567447,"sku":"10849238885629653293","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 18\"","offer_id":52812498534679,"sku":"88098523681856286427","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/7049\/2439\/files\/16673270402715367187_2048.jpg?v=1776615981","url":"https:\/\/sarcasticdesk.com\/products\/work-life-balance-404-error-desk-mat","provider":"Sarcastic Desk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}