{"product_id":"urgent-desk-mat","title":"Urgent Desk Mat","description":"This black neoprene desk mat brings dry humor and everyday utility to your workspace. Bold, dictionary-style typography reads “URGENT [adj]” with a tiny, cheeky definition beneath: “A word used to describe someone else’s poor planning.” It settles under your keyboard and mouse with a quietly witty presence—steady under pressure and easy to live with during long work sessions. The smooth printed surface keeps colors crisp and text clear, while the stitched hem and anti-slip backing resist fraying and wandering. Choose from three sizes to suit compact desks or sprawling setups. It’s the companion for planners, procrastinators, and anyone who wants a little office levity without shouting for attention.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% neoprene construction for cushioning and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Non-slip\/anti-slip rubber backing keeps the mat firmly in place\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, high-resolution printing for crisp typography and contrast\u003cbr\u003e- Hemmed edges prevent fraying and extend product life\u003cbr\u003e- Available in three sizes to fit different desk setups\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush. \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Sarcastic Desk","offers":[{"title":"16\" × 32\"","offer_id":52812509970711,"sku":"27663937844309515225","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 22\"","offer_id":52812509937943,"sku":"26536294536722678177","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 18\"","offer_id":52812509905175,"sku":"15799254115067318500","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/7049\/2439\/files\/16080461230436505697_2048.jpg?v=1776616174","url":"https:\/\/sarcasticdesk.com\/products\/urgent-desk-mat","provider":"Sarcastic Desk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}