{"product_id":"too-glam-to-give-a-damn-desk-mat","title":"Too Glam to Give a Damn Desk Mat","description":"This sleek desk mat brings bold attitude to your workspace. Smooth neoprene top with a rich, true-black print holds a crisp statement in clean white type—confident and clear without shouting. The dense, anti-slip underside keeps your mat locked in place whether you’re typing, sketching, or arranging notes. Hemmed edges resist fraying so the mat keeps its sharp look through daily use. Choose from three sizes to anchor a compact laptop nook or a full creative setup. It’s the kind of desk piece that quietly reshapes the mood of a room—sharp, sassy, and unapologetically stylish.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Non-slip neoprene backing keeps the mat firmly in place\u003cbr\u003e- Durable hemmed edges prevent fraying and extend lifespan\u003cbr\u003e- Vivid, high-resolution printing for crisp black-and-white contrast\u003cbr\u003e- 100% neoprene surface supports writing, typing, and crafting\u003cbr\u003e- Available in three sizes to fit small to large desk setups\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush. \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Sarcastic Desk","offers":[{"title":"16\" × 32\"","offer_id":52812506857751,"sku":"28952176095891946562","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 22\"","offer_id":52812506824983,"sku":"11020948261758024864","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 18\"","offer_id":52812506792215,"sku":"19758718032373336230","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/7049\/2439\/files\/15657805626815676585_2048.jpg?v=1776616032","url":"https:\/\/sarcasticdesk.com\/products\/too-glam-to-give-a-damn-desk-mat","provider":"Sarcastic Desk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}