{"product_id":"tier-0-diagnostic-power-cycle-protocol-mat","title":"The Tier-0 Diagnostic: Power Cycle Protocol Mat","description":"A sleek, durable desk mat that brings calm and a wry smile to busy workspaces. The low-profile neoprene surface reads “HAVE YOU TRIED TURNING IT OFF AND ON AGAIN?” in crisp white type on a deep black field — a quiet, nerdy nudge when screens and patience run thin. The soft, hemmed edges and anti-slip backing keep the mat anchored through long coding sessions, notebook scribbles, or late-night creative bursts. Choose from three sizes to fit a laptop-only nook or a full keyboard-and-mouse setup. It’s built to last, keeps colors vivid, and gives your desk a clean, confident look that blends functionality with a sense of humor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Non-slip neoprene bottom keeps the mat firmly in place\u003cbr\u003e- Multifunctional surface for typing, writing, and crafting\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, crisp printing for high-contrast white-on-black text\u003cbr\u003e- Durable hemmed edges to prevent fraying\u003cbr\u003e- Available in three sizes to suit different desk setups\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush. \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Sarcastic Desk","offers":[{"title":"16\" × 32\"","offer_id":52812376473879,"sku":"12176283499222060149","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 22\"","offer_id":52812376441111,"sku":"30859324705280405194","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 18\"","offer_id":52812376408343,"sku":"29851294468694205409","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/7049\/2439\/files\/1301385148155344679_2048.jpg?v=1776612884","url":"https:\/\/sarcasticdesk.com\/products\/tier-0-diagnostic-power-cycle-protocol-mat","provider":"Sarcastic Desk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}