{"product_id":"surviving-on-spite-and-cold-brew-desk-mat","title":"Surviving on Spite and Cold Brew Desk Mat","description":"A sleek neoprene desk mat with a bold, black canvas and crisp white script that reads like a private joke: ‘Surviving on spite and cold brew.’ It brings quiet wit to your workspace and anchors your laptop, keyboard, and mugs with a stable, anti-slip base. The hemmed edges and vibrant print stay true through everyday use, while three size options let you choose how much of your desk gets the upgrade. Slide it under your keyboard for hours of steady typing, spread it wide for crafting projects, or tuck it beneath your laptop to keep late-night caffeine sessions from sliding into chaos. This mat fits into the routines of people who work hard, laugh harder, and fuel their focus with strong coffee and sharper sarcasm.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Non-slip neoprene backing for steady placement\u003cbr\u003e- Durable hemmed edges to resist fraying\u003cbr\u003e- Bright, high-definition printing for crisp text\u003cbr\u003e- Multifunctional surface for typing, writing, and crafting\u003cbr\u003e- Available in three sizes to suit different desks\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush. \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Sarcastic Desk","offers":[{"title":"16\" × 32\"","offer_id":52812477366551,"sku":"17830621393941027766","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 22\"","offer_id":52812477333783,"sku":"27484157038409604131","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 18\"","offer_id":52812477301015,"sku":"20931822034134248504","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/7049\/2439\/files\/4695080083613200112_2048.jpg?v=1776615523","url":"https:\/\/sarcasticdesk.com\/products\/surviving-on-spite-and-cold-brew-desk-mat","provider":"Sarcastic Desk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}