{"product_id":"social-battery-1-percent-desk-mat","title":"Social Battery 1% Desk Mat","description":"A low-key desk mat that speaks for the introvert. Matte black neoprene with a slim red low-battery icon and the cheeky line “Social Battery: 1%.” It lays flat, won’t shift during late-night work or scrolling, and protects your surface whether you’re writing, gaming, or crafting. The sewn edges keep the print crisp and the mat looking sharp after long use. Choose from three sizes to suit a compact laptop nook or a full keyboard-and-mouse setup. This piece brings a little wry humor and functional comfort to the everyday workspace—subtle, sturdy, and made to blend into quiet routines.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Non-slip neoprene base keeps the mat firmly in place\u003cbr\u003e- Durable hemmed edges prevent fraying and extend lifespan\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, high-resolution print for crisp, long-lasting graphics\u003cbr\u003e- Multifunctional surface suitable for typing, writing, crafting, or gaming\u003cbr\u003e- Available in three sizes to fit laptops, full desks, or compact setups\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush. \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Sarcastic Desk","offers":[{"title":"16\" × 32\"","offer_id":52812417532183,"sku":"17409305062191300644","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 22\"","offer_id":52812417499415,"sku":"11898879309943639194","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 18\"","offer_id":52812417466647,"sku":"16864797005780076294","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/7049\/2439\/files\/4068484863007095704_2048.jpg?v=1776614029","url":"https:\/\/sarcasticdesk.com\/products\/social-battery-1-percent-desk-mat","provider":"Sarcastic Desk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}