{"product_id":"protocol-418-identity-conflict-operational-mat","title":"The \"Protocol 418\" Refusal-of-Service Desk Mat","description":"A smooth, low-profile neoprene desk mat that brings quiet humor to your workspace. The matte black surface features a clean, white line of text — “418 I'm a teapot.” — that reads like an inside joke for coders and tech-savvy types. It lays flat, resists slipping with its textured anti-slip backing, and the stitched edges keep the design crisp through daily use. Use it under your keyboard, mouse, or sketchpad to create a stable, comfortable zone for focused work, late-night debugging, or relaxed browsing. The understated look blends with minimalist setups while the witty message sparks a small smile each time you sit down.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Non-slip neoprene backing prevents movement during use\u003cbr\u003e- Hemmed, stitched edges for added durability\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, crisp white print on matte black surface\u003cbr\u003e- Multipurpose surface for typing, writing, or crafting\u003cbr\u003e- Available in three sizes to fit different desk setups\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush. \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Sarcastic Desk","offers":[{"title":"16\" × 32\"","offer_id":52812334792983,"sku":"19936803709950467256","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 22\"","offer_id":52812334760215,"sku":"24304371660165120298","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 18\"","offer_id":52812334727447,"sku":"25191926293739213745","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/7049\/2439\/files\/15149140415873508826_2048.jpg?v=1776611710","url":"https:\/\/sarcasticdesk.com\/products\/protocol-418-identity-conflict-operational-mat","provider":"Sarcastic Desk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}