{"product_id":"professional-overthinker-desk-mat","title":"Professional Overthinker Desk Mat","description":"A sleek, low-profile desk mat that brings quiet personality to your workspace. The bold black surface and crisp white typography—reading “Professional Overthinker.”—adds a wry, relatable touch to long work sessions without stealing focus. Soft neoprene gives a cushioned feel for wrists while writing, typing, or sketching. The stitched hem keeps the edges tidy through daily use, and the textured, non-slip backing holds the mat steady on wood, glass, or metal desks. Comes in three sizes so you can choose a compact option for laptop setups or a wide format that anchors a full keyboard and mouse. This mat fits into thoughtful, detail-oriented routines—helping focus, grounding scattered notes, and making late-night planning feel a little more human.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% neoprene surface for a cushioned, smooth feel\u003cbr\u003e- Textured anti-slip backing keeps the mat firmly in place\u003cbr\u003e- Durable hemmed edges prevent fraying and extend life\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, high-contrast print for crisp white typography on black\u003cbr\u003e- Available in three sizes to suit laptop or full-desk setups\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush. \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Sarcastic Desk","offers":[{"title":"16\" × 32\"","offer_id":52812479398167,"sku":"27121442488947047999","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 22\"","offer_id":52812479365399,"sku":"22045715250105909269","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 18\"","offer_id":52812479332631,"sku":"16100011376012007144","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/7049\/2439\/files\/1647714775859004476_2048.jpg?v=1776615599","url":"https:\/\/sarcasticdesk.com\/products\/professional-overthinker-desk-mat","provider":"Sarcastic Desk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}