{"product_id":"per-my-last-email-desk-mat","title":"Per My Last Email Desk Mat","description":"A sleek, durable desk mat that brings quiet sarcasm and daily practicality to your workspace. The low-profile neoprene surface sits solidly on your desk, its anti-slip backing and hemmed edges built to last through long workdays. The minimalist black design centers a witty line of white text — a little ironic nudge for colleagues and an office-ready way to set boundaries without saying a word. Smooth enough for mousing, cushioned for typing, and wide enough for notebooks or a laptop, it keeps your desktop tidy while adding personality to your routine.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Non-slip neoprene bottom prevents shifting during use\u003cbr\u003e- Smooth printed surface for precise mouse movement and writing\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, long-lasting print with crisp white-on-black contrast\u003cbr\u003e- Reinforced hemmed edges for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Available in three sizes to fit different desks and setups\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush. \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Sarcastic Desk","offers":[{"title":"16\" × 32\"","offer_id":52812410781975,"sku":"16892167792383889299","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 22\"","offer_id":52812410749207,"sku":"28040094607244229333","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 18\"","offer_id":52812410716439,"sku":"29692429050228383018","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/7049\/2439\/files\/1931467066906673651_2048.jpg?v=1776613599","url":"https:\/\/sarcasticdesk.com\/products\/per-my-last-email-desk-mat","provider":"Sarcastic Desk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}