{"product_id":"out-of-office-mentally-desk-mat","title":"Out of Office Mentally Desk Mat","description":"Slide this soft neoprene mat onto your desk and let it say what you can’t — a little workplace humor that keeps your space feeling calm and clever. Bold white type on a matte black background reads “Out of Office (Mentally).” — a short, honest line that lands with a smile during long calls, late-night tasks, or steady creative flow. The low-profile surface gives a smooth place to write, type, or craft, while the anti-slip backing keeps everything steady when you’re in the zone. Hemmed edges hold up to daily use and the vivid printing keeps the contrast sharp, even after weeks at your workstation. Choose from three sizes to fit a compact nook or a wider setup. This desk mat belongs to people who work hard but keep their sense of humor close — a small, practical piece that lightens the day and anchors your desktop habitually and visually.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Non-slip neoprene backing keeps the mat firmly in place\u003cbr\u003e- Smooth, supportive surface for typing, writing, or crafting\u003cbr\u003e- High-definition printing delivers bright, crisp white-on-black contrast\u003cbr\u003e- Durable hemmed edges resist fraying and extend lifespan\u003cbr\u003e- Available in three sizes to suit different desk setups\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush. \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Sarcastic Desk","offers":[{"title":"16\" × 32\"","offer_id":52812413501719,"sku":"64948929795548372369","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 22\"","offer_id":52812413468951,"sku":"28384198946235717179","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 18\"","offer_id":52812413436183,"sku":"14595353000226744126","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/7049\/2439\/files\/5320137001257339160_2048.jpg?v=1776613886","url":"https:\/\/sarcasticdesk.com\/products\/out-of-office-mentally-desk-mat","provider":"Sarcastic Desk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}