{"product_id":"now-need-coffee-header-stimulant-mat","title":"The \"Header Requirement\" Caffeine Protocol Mat","description":"A sleek neoprene desk mat that brings coder humor and everyday function to your workspace. The matte black surface features crisp white code-style text that reads \"\u003ctitle\u003e Now Need Coffee \u003c\/title\u003e\", a playful nod to late-night debugging and that essential first cup. Smooth, vibrant printing sits on a comfortable, slightly cushioned neoprene feel that supports typing, writing, and mouse movement. Hemmed edges and an anti-slip backing keep the mat flat and durable through daily use. Available in three sizes to fit compact laptops or wide desktop setups, it blends practical protection with a wink for developers, designers, and anyone who runs on caffeine.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Non-slip neoprene backing keeps the mat securely in place\u003cbr\u003e- Multifunctional surface supports typing, writing, crafting, and mouse use\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, high-quality print delivers crisp white code text on black\u003cbr\u003e- Durable hemmed edges prevent fraying and extend lifespan\u003cbr\u003e- Available in three sizes to suit different desk setups\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush. \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Sarcastic Desk","offers":[{"title":"16\" × 32\"","offer_id":52812403376407,"sku":"21759870197767663404","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 22\"","offer_id":52812403343639,"sku":"13246926420236671244","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 18\"","offer_id":52812403310871,"sku":"10880384980001775351","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/7049\/2439\/files\/796190342078972541_2048.jpg?v=1776612990","url":"https:\/\/sarcasticdesk.com\/products\/now-need-coffee-header-stimulant-mat","provider":"Sarcastic Desk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}