{"product_id":"mute-button-coworker-desk-mat","title":"Mute Button Coworker Desk Mat","description":"Set a wry, work-from-home tone on your desk with this black neoprene desk mat. The bold white text — “My favorite coworker is the Mute button.” — reads like a small, honest rebellion against endless calls and background noise. The soft but supportive surface welcomes your keyboard, mouse, and planner. Neoprene gives a subtle cushioning that makes typing and writing quieter and steadier. Hemmed edges keep the mat looking neat after months of use, and the anti-slip backing holds everything firmly in place during busy mornings and late-night sprints. It’s for anyone who appreciates a little humor with their hustle and wants their workspace to feel personal, calm, and a touch clever.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Non-slip\/anti-slip neoprene backing keeps mat securely in place\u003cbr\u003e- Multipurpose surface for typing, writing, crafting, and mouse use\u003cbr\u003e- Vivid, crisp print for high-contrast white-on-black text\u003cbr\u003e- Durable hemmed edges to prevent fraying and extend life\u003cbr\u003e- Available in three sizes to fit different desk setups\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush. \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Sarcastic Desk","offers":[{"title":"16\" × 32\"","offer_id":52812412354839,"sku":"30499853300070654157","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 22\"","offer_id":52812412322071,"sku":"18974086180585716974","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 18\"","offer_id":52812412289303,"sku":"32971380023367670066","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/7049\/2439\/files\/5855858983511569213_2048.jpg?v=1776613802","url":"https:\/\/sarcasticdesk.com\/products\/mute-button-coworker-desk-mat","provider":"Sarcastic Desk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}