{"product_id":"monday-four-letter-word-desk-mat","title":"Monday Four-Letter Word Desk Mat","description":"This neoprene desk mat brings a slice of dark-humor style to your workspace. Bold white typography on a deep black background reads like a miniature dictionary entry — a crisp, deadpan nod to the weekly grind. The smooth printed surface keeps pens, keyboards, and sketching steady while the stitched hem and anti-slip backing hold everything in place during long work sessions. It feels substantial under your wrists, resists fading, and fits seamlessly into minimalist, home-office, or gaming setups that favor clean lines and a touch of sarcasm. Use it to anchor your desk, protect surfaces, and add a small, witty statement to otherwise serious days.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% neoprene surface for a smooth, durable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Non-slip\/anti-slip backing keeps mat firmly in place\u003cbr\u003e- Hemmed edges are sewn for long-lasting durability\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, high-resolution printing with bright, crisp colors\u003cbr\u003e- Available in three sizes to suit different desks and setups\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush. \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Sarcastic Desk","offers":[{"title":"16\" × 32\"","offer_id":52812430082327,"sku":"33808867984605385245","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 22\"","offer_id":52812430049559,"sku":"42036173118679363959","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 18\"","offer_id":52812430016791,"sku":"30166855243632840863","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/7049\/2439\/files\/18376780939388443613_2048.jpg?v=1776614275","url":"https:\/\/sarcasticdesk.com\/products\/monday-four-letter-word-desk-mat","provider":"Sarcastic Desk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}