{"product_id":"in-a-meeting-desk-mat","title":"In a Meeting Desk Mat","description":"Spread across your desk like a quiet morning ritual, this desk mat brings calm clarity to chaotic workdays. The black neoprene surface with bold white text — “In a meeting (to discuss the next meeting).” — reads like a shared office wink, carving out a small, honest moment in the middle of back-to-back calls. It cushions your keyboard and mouse, resists slips, and bright printing keeps the message crisp over long use. Lay it down when you settle in for focused sprints, prop a notebook on the side, and let a little workplace humor steady the rhythm of the day.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Non-slip neoprene base keeps the mat firmly in place\u003cbr\u003e- Durable hemmed edges resist fraying for long-lasting use\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, high-resolution print with crisp white typography\u003cbr\u003e- Multi-use surface for typing, writing, crafting, or mouse control\u003cbr\u003e- Available in three sizes to fit compact to full workstation setups\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush. \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Sarcastic Desk","offers":[{"title":"16\" × 32\"","offer_id":52812524519703,"sku":"20626275245969044301","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 22\"","offer_id":52812524486935,"sku":"38789077155370820031","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 18\"","offer_id":52812524454167,"sku":"40318801922458136548","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/7049\/2439\/files\/230742219372139010_2048.jpg?v=1776616395","url":"https:\/\/sarcasticdesk.com\/products\/in-a-meeting-desk-mat","provider":"Sarcastic Desk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}