{"product_id":"import-antigravity-physics-override-mat","title":"The \"Physics Override\" Ascension Protocol Mat","description":"A sleek black neoprene desk mat stamped with crisp white lettering that reads “IMPORT ANTIGRAVITY.” Low-profile and durable, it lays flat across your workspace to anchor laptops, keyboards, and sketchbooks without slipping. The hemmed edges and textured surface resist fraying and give a subtle tactile grip for precision mouse work or pen strokes. It’s the kind of desk piece that quietly elevates focused sessions—coding sprints, late-night edits, or slow, deliberate sketching—while keeping your setup clean and intentional.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Non-slip neoprene base keeps mat firmly in place\u003cbr\u003e- Hemmed edges for extra durability and resistance to fraying\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, high-contrast print with crisp white text on black\u003cbr\u003e- Versatile surface for typing, writing, drawing, and mouse use\u003cbr\u003e- Available in three sizes to fit compact to full desktop layouts\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush. \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Sarcastic Desk","offers":[{"title":"16\" × 32\"","offer_id":52812408488215,"sku":"14945574071726441275","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 22\"","offer_id":52812408455447,"sku":"29522200232676311751","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 18\"","offer_id":52812408422679,"sku":"23361596011712998669","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/7049\/2439\/files\/15295434929402089518_2048.jpg?v=1776613242","url":"https:\/\/sarcasticdesk.com\/products\/import-antigravity-physics-override-mat","provider":"Sarcastic Desk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}