{"product_id":"give-a-shit-meter-desk-mat","title":"Give-a-Sh*t Meter Desk Mat","description":"This black neoprene desk mat brings a sharp, tongue-in-cheek mood to any workspace. Bold white type reads like a deadpan status update: “Currently loading my give-a-sh*t meter... Error 404,” giving the surface a playful, slightly sarcastic personality. Smooth fabric top and vibrant printing keep the message crisp, while hemmed edges and a grippy underside make it reliable for long days of typing, drawing, or late-night browsing. It settles quietly into home offices, dorm desks, and creative workstations — a small, confident statement that keeps your mouse gliding and your desk looking neat.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Non-slip neoprene bottom keeps the mat firmly in place\u003cbr\u003e- Multifunctional surface for typing, writing, and crafting\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, high-resolution printing for crisp white text on black\u003cbr\u003e- Durable hemmed edges to resist fraying and extend lifespan\u003cbr\u003e- Available in three sizes to suit different desks and setups\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush. \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Sarcastic Desk","offers":[{"title":"16\" × 32\"","offer_id":52812510757143,"sku":"61333447432462240282","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 22\"","offer_id":52812510724375,"sku":"27789319891101081941","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 18\"","offer_id":52812510691607,"sku":"52229818264574801383","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/7049\/2439\/files\/11520442582005039235_2048.jpg?v=1776616234","url":"https:\/\/sarcasticdesk.com\/products\/give-a-shit-meter-desk-mat","provider":"Sarcastic Desk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}