{"product_id":"eof-termination-operational-exhaustion-mat","title":"The \"Operational Exhaustion\" EOF Protocol Mat","description":"A sleek, durable desk mat that brings quiet humor and dependable function to any workspace. The deep black neoprene surface features bold, white typography reading “End of File (and my patience).” It lays flat, resists slipping with an anti-slip backing, and the hemmed edges keep the print crisp through daily use. Available in three sizes, this mat gives a smooth, supportive surface for typing, writing, crafting, or mouse work while adding a touch of personality to home offices and creative desks.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Non-slip neoprene backing keeps mat firmly in place\u003cbr\u003e- Smooth surface for accurate mouse tracking and comfortable writing\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, high-resolution print with bold white typography on black\u003cbr\u003e- Durable hemmed edges prevent fraying and extend product life\u003cbr\u003e- Comes in three sizes to fit desktops, laptop stations, or craft tables\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush. \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Sarcastic Desk","offers":[{"title":"16\" × 32\"","offer_id":52812396888343,"sku":"11034861318218042598","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 22\"","offer_id":52812396855575,"sku":"27352025590518195798","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 18\"","offer_id":52812396822807,"sku":"25457884492422811375","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/7049\/2439\/files\/3823324509403316437_2048.jpg?v=1776612920","url":"https:\/\/sarcasticdesk.com\/products\/eof-termination-operational-exhaustion-mat","provider":"Sarcastic Desk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}