{"product_id":"do-not-interrupt-procrastination-desk-mat","title":"Do Not Interrupt My Procrastination Desk Mat","description":"Slide this desk mat under your laptop or sketchpad and reclaim a little corner of calm in the chaos. Matte black neoprene creates a quiet, focused surface while the simple white type—“Please do not interrupt my procrastination.”—sends a wry, relatable signal to roommates, coworkers, or anyone who wanders by. The slightly textured top keeps pens and devices steady. Hemmed edges and a grippy underside hold the mat in place through long study sessions, late-night edits, or distracted bursts of creativity. Available in three sizes, it blends into any workspace and gives you a playful, no-nonsense reminder to guard your time and flow.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Non-slip neoprene backing prevents shifting during use\u003cbr\u003e- Durable hemmed edges resist fraying for long-lasting wear\u003cbr\u003e- Smooth, textured surface supports writing, typing, and crafting\u003cbr\u003e- Vivid, high-contrast print for crisp, readable typography\u003cbr\u003e- Comes in three sizes to fit different desks and setups\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush. \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Sarcastic Desk","offers":[{"title":"16\" × 32\"","offer_id":52812459180311,"sku":"10952875184901798958","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 22\"","offer_id":52812459147543,"sku":"27511335732754214736","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 18\"","offer_id":52812459114775,"sku":"11812124172567157340","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/7049\/2439\/files\/16211156571138599547_2048.jpg?v=1776614981","url":"https:\/\/sarcasticdesk.com\/products\/do-not-interrupt-procrastination-desk-mat","provider":"Sarcastic Desk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}