{"product_id":"corporate-life-1-star-desk-mat","title":"Corporate Life 1 Star Desk Mat","description":"This black neoprene desk mat brings a little wry humor to the daily grind while keeping your workspace tidy and steady. Bold white text reads “CORPORATE LIFE: 1 STAR, WOULD NOT RECOMMEND.” above a one-star rating—a dry, office-satire message that lands whether you’re grinding through spreadsheets or sketching out side projects. The smooth, vibrant-printed surface lets your mouse glide and pens roll without catching, while the stitched hem and anti-slip backing hold everything in place through long work sessions. Available in three sizes to fit a cramped cubicle or a roomy home setup, it’s the kind of desk piece that quietly says how you really feel while giving dependable, long-lasting performance.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Non-slip neoprene backing keeps the mat firmly in place\u003cbr\u003e- Durable hemmed edges resist fraying for long life\u003cbr\u003e- Vivid, high-definition print for bold, crisp graphics\u003cbr\u003e- Smooth surface supports writing, typing, mouse movement\u003cbr\u003e- Available in three sizes to suit different desk setups\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush. \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Sarcastic Desk","offers":[{"title":"16\" × 32\"","offer_id":52812441420055,"sku":"29478038772487034923","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 22\"","offer_id":52812441387287,"sku":"15897781239183485901","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 18\"","offer_id":52812441354519,"sku":"31770180157121039663","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/7049\/2439\/files\/9955787471566721345_2048.jpg?v=1776614494","url":"https:\/\/sarcasticdesk.com\/products\/corporate-life-1-star-desk-mat","provider":"Sarcastic Desk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}