{"product_id":"caffeine-passive-aggression-desk-mat","title":"Powered by Caffeine \u0026 Passive-Aggression Desk Mat","description":"This neoprene desk mat brings sass and function to any workspace. Bold white text on a deep-black background reads “Powered by 90% caffeine and 10% passive-aggression,” making a clear, witty statement without shouting. The smooth printed surface keeps colors crisp and text sharp, while the hemmed edges and stitched border resist fraying. Underneath, a textured anti-slip backing holds the mat steady whether you’re typing, crafting, or sketching out your next idea. Available in three sizes, it slides easily into home offices, studio desks, and shared workspaces — a daily companion for anyone who likes their coffee strong and their workspace honest.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Non-slip neoprene bottom keeps the mat firmly in place\u003cbr\u003e- Durable hemmed edges resist fraying for long-lasting use\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, high-resolution print maintains crisp white-on-black contrast\u003cbr\u003e- Multifunctional surface suitable for typing, writing, and crafting\u003cbr\u003e- Comes in three sizes to fit desks, workstations, and crafting areas\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush. \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Sarcastic Desk","offers":[{"title":"16\" × 32\"","offer_id":52812418777367,"sku":"11276441498858223447","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 22\"","offer_id":52812418744599,"sku":"83256363997326391994","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 18\"","offer_id":52812418711831,"sku":"28639524516353966107","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/7049\/2439\/files\/17197941572304322829_2048.jpg?v=1776614179","url":"https:\/\/sarcasticdesk.com\/products\/caffeine-passive-aggression-desk-mat","provider":"Sarcastic Desk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}