{"product_id":"bug-an-undocumented-feature-desk-mat","title":"Bug: An Undocumented Feature Desk Mat","description":"Quietly clever and unapologetically geeky — this desk mat brings a smirk to every work session. The matte black surface frames the simple definition-style design: “BUG [noun] An undocumented feature.” It settles under your keyboard and mouse, tames clutter, and turns any workspace into a small stage for wit and focus. The neoprene top gives smooth glide for mice and pens, while the stitched edges and non-slip backing keep everything steady through late-night debugging or morning note-taking. Sized to fit multiple setups, it feels durable and lived-in from day one — the kind of desk companion that makes mundane tasks feel a little less ordinary.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Non-slip neoprene bottom keeps the mat firmly in place\u003cbr\u003e- Smooth, vibrant-printed surface for mouse glide and clear graphics\u003cbr\u003e- Hemmed stitched edges for long-lasting durability\u003cbr\u003e- Multifunctional — supports typing, writing, crafting, and gaming\u003cbr\u003e- Available in three sizes to suit different desk setups\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush. \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Sarcastic Desk","offers":[{"title":"16\" × 32\"","offer_id":52812147491095,"sku":"14803561932984408889","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 22\"","offer_id":52812147458327,"sku":"28696841795658265181","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 18\"","offer_id":52812147425559,"sku":"73588914008177450218","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/7049\/2439\/files\/15163622271124155054_2048.jpg?v=1776609051","url":"https:\/\/sarcasticdesk.com\/products\/bug-an-undocumented-feature-desk-mat","provider":"Sarcastic Desk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}