{"product_id":"bedtime-meeting-desk-mat","title":"Bedtime Meeting Desk Mat","description":"Slide this neoprene desk mat under your keyboard and let a little humor anchor your workspace. The black surface with bold white type reads like a private note to your future self—calm, cheeky, and completely relatable. It lays flat, resists movement, and gives your desk a smooth, color-true surface for writing, typing, or sketching. Hemmed edges hold up to daily use, and three size options mean it fits anywhere from cramped dorm desks to roomy home offices. Use it during late-night sprints, slow mornings with coffee, or long planning sessions when a soft reminder to rest feels right.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Non-slip neoprene backing keeps the mat firmly in place\u003cbr\u003e- Durable hemmed edges prevent fraying and extend lifespan\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, crisp printing for high-contrast white-on-black text\u003cbr\u003e- Multifunctional surface suitable for typing, writing, or crafting\u003cbr\u003e- Available in three sizes to fit different desk setups\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush. \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Sarcastic Desk","offers":[{"title":"16\" × 32\"","offer_id":52812539887895,"sku":"17217470726988451969","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 22\"","offer_id":52812539855127,"sku":"24525849060980110418","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 18\"","offer_id":52812539822359,"sku":"28376746046377722717","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/7049\/2439\/files\/4358835887900337526_2048_c3c8078d-79c0-4b36-8f23-4afaf933d9a9.jpg?v=1776617060","url":"https:\/\/sarcasticdesk.com\/products\/bedtime-meeting-desk-mat","provider":"Sarcastic Desk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}