{"product_id":"ask-me-about-my-quit-plan-desk-mat","title":"Ask Me About My ‘Quit’ Plan Desk Mat","description":"This neoprene desk mat brings a little wry humor and dependable function to your workspace. The deep black surface with bold, white typography reads like a private joke — an easy conversation starter during long days at a desk or a quiet reminder of future plans. The cushioned neoprene top offers a smooth, consistent surface for typing, writing, or crafting. Hemmed edges and an anti-slip backing keep the mat looking neat and firmly in place through everyday use. Choose from three sizes to fit a cramped laptop nook or a wide, multi-monitor setup. It sits low-profile yet protective, so your desk stays scratch-free while your workspace keeps its personality.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Non-slip neoprene bottom keeps the mat firmly in place.\u003cbr\u003e- Smooth, supportive surface for typing, writing, and crafting.\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, crisp print with bold white typography on black.\u003cbr\u003e- Durable hemmed edges resist fraying for long-lasting use.\u003cbr\u003e- Available in three sizes to suit different desk setups.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush. \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Sarcastic Desk","offers":[{"title":"16\" × 32\"","offer_id":52812475924759,"sku":"10253563322347702467","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 22\"","offer_id":52812475891991,"sku":"21697209761774818905","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 18\"","offer_id":52812475859223,"sku":"29904691021323895686","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/7049\/2439\/files\/2685217768683291349_2048.jpg?v=1776615463","url":"https:\/\/sarcasticdesk.com\/products\/ask-me-about-my-quit-plan-desk-mat","provider":"Sarcastic Desk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}