{"product_id":"99-coffee-1-code-desk-mat","title":"99% Coffee, 1% Code Desk Mat","description":"Morning light, the first sip, and the soft click of keys — this neoprene desk mat lives in the quiet center of a coder’s ritual. Matte black with bold white lettering that reads “99% Coffee, 1% Code.”, it brings a little wry humor to late-night debugging sessions and caffeine-fueled sprints. The textured, hemmed surface feels steady under wrists and pens. A grippy, non-slip backing keeps the mat anchored through fast typing, sketching, or mug reaches. Available in three sizes, it stretches across a compact laptop nook or fills a full workstation, making work feel a touch more personal and a lot more intentional.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% neoprene surface with hemmed edges for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Non-slip\/anti-slip rubber backing keeps the mat firmly in place\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, crisp printing for high-contrast white-on-black text\u003cbr\u003e- Multifunctional: supports typing, writing, and light crafting\u003cbr\u003e- Available in three sizes to fit small to full desks\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush. \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Sarcastic Desk","offers":[{"title":"16\" × 32\"","offer_id":52812181242135,"sku":"10210574677605833930","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 22\"","offer_id":52812181209367,"sku":"12304159449547143793","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 18\"","offer_id":52812181176599,"sku":"28499041820200288678","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/7049\/2439\/files\/14585671006247165816_2048.jpg?v=1776609605","url":"https:\/\/sarcasticdesk.com\/products\/99-coffee-1-code-desk-mat","provider":"Sarcastic Desk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}