{"product_id":"404-sleep-not-found-programmer-desk-mat","title":"Error 404 Sleep Not Found Desk Mat - Sarcastic Programmer Mousepad","description":"A sleek neoprene desk mat that blends gamer wit with everyday function. The matte black surface bears a sharp white message—“Error 404: Sleep Not Found.”—that reads like a late-night inside joke for coders, students, and night-shift creatives. Soft, stitched edges and a textured top give a comfortable, stable surface for keyboard clacks, pen strokes, or tablet use. The dense neoprene backing keeps the mat planted during intense work sessions while vibrant, crisp printing keeps the design looking bold through daily wear. Available in three sizes to fit cramped dorm desks or sprawling workstation setups.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Non-slip neoprene backing keeps the mat firmly in place\u003cbr\u003e- Smooth, textured surface supports typing, writing, and crafting\u003cbr\u003e- Vivid, high-definition printing for bright, crisp text\u003cbr\u003e- Durable hemmed edges prevent fraying and extend lifespan\u003cbr\u003e- Comes in three sizes to suit compact to full-size desks\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush. \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Sarcastic Desk","offers":[{"title":"16\" × 32\"","offer_id":52812409471255,"sku":"23032756145970788869","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 22\"","offer_id":52812409438487,"sku":"22100330803347496364","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 18\"","offer_id":52812409405719,"sku":"33062719168255759515","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/7049\/2439\/files\/15347279806012354996_2048.jpg?v=1776613388","url":"https:\/\/sarcasticdesk.com\/products\/404-sleep-not-found-programmer-desk-mat","provider":"Sarcastic Desk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}